Leave a Comment | Posted by HollyWooWoo Report on December 31, 2009
HollyWooWoo Report 12-31-09
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Subject: THE REAL STORY ON TIGER WOODS
> > > I have a good friend who sent me this email today. Knowing him as I do (a
prominent San Francisco Attorney), I think this is closer to truth than all the BS we have been reading of
late coming from the so-called “Media”. Personally, I’m relieved that we don’t have to listen to any more
crap from the media. I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth.
As we know Tiger’s agent is Mark Steinberg. My Member plays golf and is real good friends with another
IMG Agent; who is very good friends with Steinberg and they share the same office. This information
came from the other IMG Agent to my Member, and then to me today, and according to them is
up to date as yesterday when my Member left Orlando. On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the
family had Turkey Dinner, he spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching
football and texting Rachel. After each received and sent text message he would clear his message box
to rid himself of the evidence. Sometime in between there, one of his Orlando buds called
him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys, to which Tiger said
yes. Tiger left the house around 7:30 to go play poker, and left behind his cell phone….and
one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel. When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that
night, Elin confronted him about the text message in the phone, and the started a heated discussion to
its regards. According to what I was told, there was more “incriminating evidence “than just the
text message (i.e. photos). Tiger tried to play it off to Elin by telling her she was reading too much in to
it, and did not know the story, etc. Tiger went upstairs to chance into his gym shorts and t- shirt,
came back down, and Elin confronted him again; to which Tiger gave the same story. Tiger sat down in a
chair in the living room, and Elin sat across from him urging Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stayed to his
guns and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back,
Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 -iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge
gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually
knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side. Tiger ran scared as
hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club throughout the
hallway to the garage (i.e. causing the severe damage which has been reported). Tiger hoped in the
Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade. When Tiger
crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police(which is why there are two conflicting
stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him
what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet
them there. Tiger is transported to the hospital with Elin in the ambulance, and as they arrive Mark is
there waiting for them. The people from the hospital and the doctors take Tiger in for X-Rays etc to
check out the damage caused. The doctors tell Mark there is not much they can do to repair the teeth
and the gash, but the doctor knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who will make
Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger tells Mark to get the jet ready and lets head to Phoenix to get
this done. Friday after Tiger is released from the hospital, he does not return home, he and Mark
board the plane for Phoenix. If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and
was told by another FL attorney (who Tiger hired for PR reasons) Tiger was not ready to talk. Well
now we know why, he was in Phoenix, and did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last
Wednesday night or early Thursday morning. The surgeries were more intense than what they had
originally planned, which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than he should have been. Upon arriving back
in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage counseling sessions (up to 6 to 7
hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the counselors they love each other, and want to
make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about
30% accurate at best according to Mark. In regards to Tiger’s boat being in Palm Beach this week,
Along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, and is not in Palm Beach; and
Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it. Tiger has not
returned to his house at Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG
has Enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence
in his neighborhood; Bay Hill. IMG contacted Arnold Palmer because of the high regard in which Tiger
holds Arnold. Arnold has agreed, and IMG has said if anyone can get through to Tiger, Arnold may be the
only person who can based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game as
well. The moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture
which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument; not of her moving out. Yes, Elin
has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers and as of yesterday had no intention on
doing so. Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and
plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a
camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of their teaching center
(which is equipped with lights).






