Subject: THE REAL STORY ON TIGER WOODS

> > > I have a good friend who sent me this email today. Knowing him as I do (a

prominent San Francisco Attorney), I think this is closer to truth than all the BS we have been reading of

late coming from the so-called “Media”. Personally, I’m relieved that we don’t have to listen to any more

crap from the media. I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth.

As we know Tiger’s agent is Mark Steinberg. My Member plays golf and is real good friends with another

IMG Agent; who is very good friends with Steinberg and they share the same office. This information

came from the other IMG Agent to my Member, and then to me today, and according to them is

up to date as yesterday when my Member left Orlando. On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the

family had Turkey Dinner, he spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching

football and texting Rachel. After each received and sent text message he would clear his message box

to rid himself of the evidence. Sometime in between there, one of his Orlando buds called

him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys, to which Tiger said

yes. Tiger left the house around 7:30 to go play poker, and left behind his cell phone….and

one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel. When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that

night, Elin confronted him about the text message in the phone, and the started a heated discussion to

its regards. According to what I was told, there was more “incriminating evidence “than just the

text message (i.e. photos). Tiger tried to play it off to Elin by telling her she was reading too much in to

it, and did not know the story, etc. Tiger went upstairs to chance into his gym shorts and t- shirt,

came back down, and Elin confronted him again; to which Tiger gave the same story. Tiger sat down in a

chair in the living room, and Elin sat across from him urging Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stayed to his

guns and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back,

Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 -iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge

gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually

knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side. Tiger ran scared as

hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club throughout the

hallway to the garage (i.e. causing the severe damage which has been reported). Tiger hoped in the

Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade. When Tiger

crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police(which is why there are two conflicting

stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him

what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet

them there. Tiger is transported to the hospital with Elin in the ambulance, and as they arrive Mark is

there waiting for them. The people from the hospital and the doctors take Tiger in for X-Rays etc to

check out the damage caused. The doctors tell Mark there is not much they can do to repair the teeth

and the gash, but the doctor knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who will make

Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger tells Mark to get the jet ready and lets head to Phoenix to get

this done. Friday after Tiger is released from the hospital, he does not return home, he and Mark

board the plane for Phoenix. If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and

was told by another FL attorney (who Tiger hired for PR reasons) Tiger was not ready to talk. Well

now we know why, he was in Phoenix, and did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last

Wednesday night or early Thursday morning. The surgeries were more intense than what they had

originally planned, which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than he should have been. Upon arriving back

in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage counseling sessions (up to 6 to 7

hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the counselors they love each other, and want to

make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about

30% accurate at best according to Mark. In regards to Tiger’s boat being in Palm Beach this week,

Along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, and is not in Palm Beach; and

Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it. Tiger has not

returned to his house at  Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG

has Enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence

in his neighborhood; Bay Hill. IMG contacted Arnold Palmer because of the  high regard in which Tiger

holds Arnold. Arnold has agreed, and IMG has said if anyone can get through to Tiger, Arnold may be the

only person who can based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game as

well. The moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture

which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument; not of her moving out. Yes, Elin

has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers and as of yesterday had no intention on

doing so. Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and

plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a

camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of their teaching center

(which is equipped with lights).

Be safe, and Happy Holidays! See you guys in 2010!

The rumors started swirling yesterday – and today…they were CONFIRMED! Country cutie Taylor Swift and her hunky boyfriend Taylor Lautner have split up. No word on which Taylor did the dumping – but it was allegedly the Taylors busy schedules that caused the break up. She lives in Nashville and he’s in LA.

After holidng his wife down at knife point on Christmas Day – actor Charlie Sheen now wants a judge to life the restraining order against his wife Brooke Mueller. On Christmas – Brooke called 911 to report that her husband held her down and threatened her with a knife. Cops came. Charlie was arrested, and charged with domestic violence. A judge ordered him to stay away from Brooke…but now the couple wants to reconcile and go to counseling.

Point artist Katy Perry bought her boyfriend Russell Brand a $100,000 Range Rover for Christmas….MY DREAM CAR!!! But Russ doesn’t even know how to drive. OMG! And just moments ago – Katy TWEETED from India. She and her BF are on vacay and visiting the Taj Mahal. Now I’m really jealous!!!

Here’s the TWIT PIC Katy up-loaded…

Well, it was time and I decided to go legit with my facebook page.

Click here for the Facebook Page….Hot Mommie’s always welcomed! LOL!

Chuck’s Facebook “Phan” Page

wow….yet another great loss in the music biz…..rip jimmy!

James Sullivan, the drummer for the Huntington Beach rock band Avenged Sevenfold, died on Monday, according to Orange County authorities.

The cause of death is still under investigation. Sullivan, 28, was found unresponsive inside his home.

“It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy ‘The Rev’ Sullivan,” band members posted in a statement on the group’s official Web site. “Jimmy was not only one of the world’s best drummers, but more importantly he was our best friend and brother. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jimmy’s family and we hope that you will respect their privacy during this difficult time.”

The group, which blended hard rock with hard-core punk, was named Best New Artist at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2006.

HEY THERE FRIENDS! Hope everybody had a Merry Christmas…and here’s to a happy & healthy 2010.

Check out the video below that the peeps at JibJab put together. It’s a wrap up of 2009…SOO COOL!

And CLICK HERE for the story about the man in Florida who spent $6000 to find his soul mate!

It was a nice break for the holidays, I must say. Christmas was great with the kids (though too short) and Santa had definitely hooked them up! Then their Nanny and Pop Pop were in town for s suprise visit, so Charlie and Theresa spent some time with them catching up…then an impromptu Christmas Break trip up to their house in the same state were Bon Jovi is governor.

The day after Christmas, I did some work and then went to Williamsburg with my video camera. I shot some cool video and then asked myself….how do I take this video and make it look ‘industrial’…this is what came out of my production house:

As things move forward, I was going through a ton of old video from the past year.
Wow…how much fun we had. Which, brings me to my latest musing.
What was your favorite memory of 2009?

I liked the “Stranded Barge of Sandbridge”

Of course there was also the guy who parked in my driveway on the 4th of July Weekend:
I put a potato in his exhaust and went to work on this squatter.
As I once remember my grandpa telling me:
DONT GET TANGLED WITH A MAN WHO HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

Then, when he would not leave…I continued to add more “options” to his vehicle…

and of course, 2009 was the year Charlie (my son) caught his first fish!

We played with 3D Shark Slip and Spash’s in the front yard!

My little princess, Theresa, turned 3 in February….

and of course…we flew kites in 2009!

The things I learned in 2009: Be flexible, keep your cool, realize that
one day…it all gets figured out and most importantly…time tells.

Get Anyone to Find You Irresistibly Attractive ***Start 2010 right by trying this out***

1. Emotional Arousal-activities that get adrenaline pumping. Aka take the guy to a haunted house or do something adventurous. That excitement translates into arousal.
2. Walking Styles-youth equals physical attractiveness. This doesn’t mean you’re only hot if you’re under 30. This means walk like you are. If you are stiff and walk like you’re 100 that’s a turnoff.
3. When Self Esteem Has Taken a Hit-we find others more attractive when we feel less confident about ourselves. Approach someone when they are at a low. This could be after a breakup, or if she’s with a bunch of attractive people. Studies show that when people are with a group of good-looking people, they feel more insecure.