Justin Timberlake & Elton John might be too expensive for “American Idol’s” budget, but it seems the price is right for Jessica Simpson. After executive producer Nigel Lythgoe was rumored to be replacing the panel of judges, word is he is now courting Jessica Simpson to join the panel. Blondes are good for ratings!

Actor Orlando Bloom’s quick wedding to model Miranda Kerr could be the result of a baby in the belly. Rumor has it she’s 3 months preggers and didn’t want a bump on her wedding day. More of a pooch. And congrats to former Bachelorette Melissa Rycroft. She and her husband Ty are expecting a baby bachelorette in February.

Nobody wants to work with Mel Gibson. Not his publicist, not his agent, not even his landscaper! And now, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has quit a film he was set to star in with Mel. Leo was going to start filming the movie this Fall, but he does not want to risk his reputation.

And now this morning – I’ve gotten a hold of even more Mel tapes. Yes – more. On the night of Febraury 18^th – Mel called Oksana and left over 30 messages.  He calls her a bleeeeep, and a bleeeep and then mentions a tree ceremony where they buried a placenta. WTH? People do that? Creepy.

Wanna live in a Supermodel’s house? Well you can. For $15 million dollars. Christie Brinkley is selling her 5 bedroom house on 4 ½ acres in New York. She paid $7 million for it back in 2004.

Guess who’s asking for special treatment – again? Lindsay Lohan. Word on the cell block is Lindsay will be released from jail Sunday or Monday…and she then has 24 hours to report to re-hab. Well Lindsay is begging to spend more time with her family before going to the sober house. Lindsay’s attorney will head to court to ask the judge for a week of family time for Lindsay. Family time meaning – head to club, drink a bottle full of bub and pass out.

When you’re Brangelina – you don’t really live paycheck to paycheck. So you can afford…let’s say…a $40 million dollar mansions. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just stroked a check to purchase mansion in Venice, Itlay. It has 15 bedrooms, 2 pools and a movie theatre.

Disney star Zac Efron was in New York City Sunday night, and he wasn’t touring the Lady Liberty. He was touring some other ladies though…at a club called Flashdancer’s. He dropped 2 grand on dances & vodka. A bottle of Belvedere Vodka to be exact.

Congratulations to Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife…she’s getting re-married!!! Linda is engaged to her boyfriend of almost 2 years. They plan on getting married next summer. OH! I almost forgot the most important detail. Linda is almost 60, and her fiance Charlie is 21. And used to be BF’’s with her son Nick. Cougar Patrol!!! A cougar is loose! CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!!!

The phrase “YEH DOG” might become a thing of the past. After taking a 2 year break, Nigel Lythgoe has returned to Executive Produce “American Idol”…and he wants to get rid of the entire judges panel. All of them. No more Kara. No Ellen. And no Randy Jackson. Who does he want to judge? Justin Timberlake and Elton John.

Barack Obama will NOT be going to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding this weekend. He has a prior commitment. OH! And for the 1^st time ever, B to the O will appear on ABC’s “The View” this Thursday. But back to Chelsea’s wedding. Chelsea is getting married in New York, at a place that apparently doesn’t have toilets. Cause the Clinton family dropped $15 Grand on Port-A-Potties for the event. Port-A-Potties with granite countertops, hot water & they flush!

What the Tweet? It is now legal for you to follow Angelina Jolie. You can follow her to work, to her Malibu beach house. Heck – I’m sure you could follow her while your on the toilet. Brad Pitt’s other half has joined TWITTER!!!! Oh wait. You can’t. She just had Twitter give her the account @AngelinaJolie. Dang.

Tape #7 has been released in the ongoing Mel Gibson he said/she said saga. The new tape is about 2 minutes 20 seconds long. And yes, he tells her “I despise you”, and “I wish I never had a baby with you”. Nice Mel, real nice. I wonder if they will exchange XMas gifts?

And congrats to “CSI” actress Emily Procter. The 41 year year old and her 43 year old boyfriend are expecting a baby. Emily is reported to be 5 months along. Congrats! Bebe! Bambino!

Leonardo Dicaprio’s movie “Inception” – that everybody but me saw over the weekend – was Numero Uno at the Box Office this weekend. It took home $43.5 million dollars. Angelina Jolie’s movie “Salt” made $36.5 million and “Despicable Me” came in 3rd with $24.1 million. PS: Am I the only who loves those “Despicable Me” IHOP commercials. SOOOO CUTE!!!

The Weatherman returns to TV tonight! Ali and the men from The Bachelorette make reality TV really awkward tonight for the ABC “Men Tell All” episode. Ali will hand out her final rose next Monday to either Roberto or Chris. I’m pulling for Chris, but I heard a rumor that Roberto has moved to LA. And Ali chooses him. Which is like choosing mashed potatoes over French fries. You always choose the fries!!

Pigeon poo poo got in the way of the Kings of Leon singing about sex on fire. It happened  Friday night at a concert in St. Louis. They were 3 songs into their head lining concert when some poop fell on the bass player. They were pissed cause he got pooed on – so they cancelled the concert.

We loved her when she was picking her nose on TV, or picking a wedgie – but it seems Jessica Simpson does a bad job at picking men! Her new boyfriend of 8 weeks – Eric Johnson – is allegedly using her to make his ex-wife jealous and to pay his bills…since he hasn’t had a job since 2008. Sounds like a winner to me Jessica!

Inmate number 37981: Lindsay Lohan isn’t making any friend behind bars. Word on the cell block is that  inmates chant the nickname “fire crotch” every time Lindsay is escorted around the Lynwood Correctional Center. Lindsay’s mom & enabler Dina Lohan is so distraught that Lindsay is in jail, she refuses to visit her anymore. So she cheers herself up by shopping on Rodeo Drive & using Lindsay’s credit cards.

And finally – actress Amanda Bynes has taken to Twitter to announce she’s coming out of retirement. Amanda tweeted… ”I’ve unretired”. The 24 year old is reversing her month-old that she decided to leave showbiz.

“Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem,” Bynes wrote in June. “If I don’t love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore, so I’ve stopped doing it.”

She added, “I know 24 is a young age to retire … I’ve never written the movies and tv shows I’ve been a part of. I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play.”

Reflection is nothing new to the Southern California native. Last December, she’d told Cosmopolitan magazine, “I’m at that stage where I’m still young and maybe naive, but I’m figuring it out.”

Lindsay Lohan has had more visitors to her jail cell in 48 hours than my Grandma had at her funeral! This is ridiculous. Yesterday – Lindsay’s girlfriend who looks like a man friend – Samantha Ronson visited. Lindsay’s attorney also paid her a visit. 2 days down, 11 left to go.

If you ever wondered what went wrong with Lindsay, just look at her role models. Her dad Michael Lohan has now been charged with harassment after attacking his fiancé. Michael will appear in court August 18^th. His ex-fiancé has called off the wedding and sold the ring to support her drug addiction.

Life just keeps getting better for actor Orlando Bloom. He’s being paid millions to star in Pirates of the Caribbean, and he just married a Victoria’s Secret model. Orlando and Miranda Kerr – who is 0% body fat – married secretly last week. It gets better. They are on a Honeymoon in Tahiti. At one of those huts that floats over the water.

John Mayer  has quit his musical career to scoop ice cream for Ben & Jerry’s. Well – he did for 1 day. At his concert last night at Jones Beach in New York, John rolled up in a Ben & Jerry’s truck scooping up & passing out free ice cream to fans. His most popular flavor? Sexual Napalm.

Justin Beiber – AKA The Beeeebster – will gues star on CBS’s TV show “CSI”. Beebs will play a troubled teen who has to make a tough decision. Ooooh! Like what angle he should cut his bangs? HA HA! I kid, I kid. PS: If you wanna win Justin Beiber concert tickets – come to GREENBRIER CHRYSLER JEEP TOMORROW! I will be there from 12-2pm. See ya there.

Mel Gibson is back in the news this morning – no, he didn’t get into a screaming match with a rooster. But he is claiming his ex-girlfriend and Baby Mama Oksana tried to extort him. Which is a fancy word for trying to steal his money. Sheriff’s detectives in LA are looking into those claims. Since the tapes were released, Mel has been MIA.

For the first time in her life, Lindsay Lohan is surrounded bars but can’t get served a stiff drink. Her 90 day jail sentence began on Tuesday…and already she has 2 visitors. Her enabler mom & 16 year old sister stopped by Lindsay cell yesterday to show their support & give her a cake with a shiv baked into it. Paparazzi were waiting outside, but they gave no comment.

And from the Matriarch of the dyfunctional Lohan family to the Patriarch, Michael Lohan is now being accused of attacking his fiance. Who I assume will now be his ex fiance?!? Kate says there was a major argument on Monday & Michael shoved her and then kicked her in the face. Sounds like a healty relationship to me.

Bristol Palin will save about $300 dollars on her wedding day, because it looks like her mom Sarah Palin won’t be attending Bristol’s wedding. After announcing last week that she and Levi were engaged – again – Bristol said her mom is more concerned than excited about the engagement. And the fact that her future Son-In-Law posed nekkid for Playgirl.

Congrats to another TV star who announced she’s preggers!!! Actress Christina Applegate – who bravely battled breast cancer – confirmed she and her fiance are pregnant. And oddly – one of Christina’s biggest cravings is AVOCADO!!

Yeh for real. That could happen! But I need your help. PLEASE!!! Back in June, Chuck & I told you that Regis & Kelly were doing a national search for “Live’s Women of Radio”. They need a lady (maybe me?) to fill in for a week with Reeg while Kelly is out. So I entered, ya’ll voted & thanks to you…I made it to the Top 100. Out of 100,000 entries. HOLY HAM! Now all we have to do to get me to the Top 10 is CLICK HERE and post on Regis & Kelly’s Facebook Fan Page that you want me to make it to the next round. Also – let them know why I would make a good co-host. I appreciate it! Thanks soo much. They will announce the Top 10 in August, so vote & post on the FB page as often as you want. THANKS SO MUCH!!! XO, WooWoo

So this weekend is GO TIME for a new car for me! Yay! After being hit a couple of months ago & having my beloved 1991 hoopty Ford Explorer destroyed…its time for WooWoo to put on her big girl pants & buy a car. For the record: I’VE NEVER HAD A CAR PAYMENT! So yeh, I am kinda freaking out. And I have to thank McCoy’s Granny for letting me borrow her beautiful Mercedes Benz every now & again to get around town. And more importantly…to get to work. You’d be listening to the “Chuck & Chuck” show if it weren’t for Granny. She’s the BEST!!!

So now its decision time. I think I definitely want a mid-size SUV. I loved my FORD EDGE – when I did that car endorsement for WYNNE FORD a couple of years ago, I did not want to give that Edge back. Loved it! So I am thinking these are my Top 3 picks for a new/used car:

1.) FORD EDGE

2.) GMC ACADIA

3.) CHEVY EQUINOX

Let me know what you think! I would looove some feedback for those who own 1 of these 3 cars, or used to won them. Or test drove one. Send me an email:WOOWOO@POINTRADIO.COM

I’m headed to the grocery store now. I’m craving a PB&J for lunch with some Baked Lays.

YUMMY! And sometimes…I put the chips on the sandwich. Gives it a little crunchy-crunch. DELISH! XOXO, WooWoo