As you know, when it comes to my kids, I always have a camera at the ready. So it was without question that then my son, Charlie, had his first science fair at school, I was ready to give him and his sister flash-burns from the constant and incessant “Popping” of my camera flash.

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Last night was Elton John Night on “American Idol.” James Durbin played a flaming piano to “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting.” Casey Abrams impressed the judges with a tender rendition of “Your Song.” Two, count em TWO of the 11 finalists  are scheduled to be eliminated tonight. (If you remember, last week NOBODY was eliminated.)

 Judge Judy (you know the spitfire lawyer who has her own court tv show?), well she is in the hospital right now in Los Angeles for an intestinal ailment and exhaustion. She was taken from her show taping by ambulance yesterday to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. She had oral surgery on Tuesday. She plans to return taping her show on April 12.

 My husband, Leonardo DiCaprio, has agreed to shoot a TV commercial overseas for a Chinese cell phone company. He’ll fly to Asia late in April and the commercial will air sometime later this year. (Why is this interesting you ask?) His payout for 60 seconds of work: $5 million. (What the????) Must be nice…

 Remember all those Charlie Sheen shows that sold out so quickly? Turns out, those tickets were snatched up by scalpers and brokers. They’re now trying to unload them online. The tour starts Saturday in Detroit. 1,200 seats are available, at half the face value.

A famous young lady with a fragrance line is being sued for $10 million dollars. Britney Spears AND her father Jaime had teamed with Brand Sense Partners in 2003 over a fragrance line. They NOW partner with Elizabeth Arden. Brand Sense says it’s owed 35% commission on her fragrance line. (They’re mad! Rightly so…)

Well HELLO THERE =) It’s my first blog EVER! First I’d like to say THANK YOU so much for all the love I’ve been receiving since I started filling in for WooWoo while she is out. You all have been MORE than kind. I feel like I should let you know a few things about me that well, make me who I am::

First. I LOVE football. Especially the Philadelphia Eagles. Yes sir.

I’m obsessed with Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. “Nerd alert!” But seriously, I can quote the movies line for line.

I have a sick addiction to chocolate. It’s sad to say but I could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Which is clearly not recommended and/or healthy. But if you want to win me over, give me a cadbury egg. I’ll be yours forever.

I grew up in Va Beach, born and raised and graduated from Green Run High School, Class of 2001 baby! Go Stallions! I love music and you’ll ALWAYS catch me singing SOMETHING. I love infomercials! My favorite is the Showtime Rotisserie BBQ! “SET IT AND FORGET IT!” HAHA! I WILL own one….

I know TV isn’t healthy, but I do watch a lot of it. My DVR is my best friend. (Hey! I’d rather be  doing that than out at the bar getting sloshed.) Unfortunately, I love reality shows. All kinds. If I give ANY reality show 5 minutes, I’ll get hooked, quick. Right now I LOVE Top Chef, Bad Girls Club, HOUSE, Hot in Cleveland, Anthony Bourdain and yes, Jersey Shore. I can’t help it!!

(Don’t get me wrong, I do watch educational programming too. Shout out to the Discovery and History Channel.)

I can’t wait to update more and more. Hopefully I’ve given you a little insight into who I am, a big nerd LOL! Talk with you soon!

Devin =)

Yesterday it was announced that Britney Spears will have Enrique Iglesias join her on her upcoming tour. Well, yeah, about that, just kidding. He has decided that he will NOT join her due to conflicts over who opens the show. Are you kidding? Hellooooooo EGO.  Why is there a conflict? If it’s HER tour, that means HE opens and SHE is the main act, correct? Anywho….

“Loveline” radio host “Psycho Mike” Catherwood was the first celebrity voted of DWTS last night. As expected, he wasn’t doing too well. He said being on DWTS has been “nothing but a pleasurable experience.” (Am I the only one that sees his hidden humor in that? He’s the host of LOVELINE for Pete’s sake! LOL!) Mike is headed back to host “Live with Regis and Kelly”. There is now speculation that he is a leading candidate to replace Regis when he leaves this fall. He says his dancing days are done.

Mariah Carey might be in labor! Nick Cannon fired off a tweet last night that prompted speculation that his wife is about to give birth. It says and I quote “On a plane back to NY. Praying dem babies wait for daddy to come back b4 they pop out!” Welcome to the waiting game.

Denise Richards is increasing security. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife is trying to shield their kids from his wild ways. Sheen wrote a tweet that suggested he might harm her over a dispute involving their 2 pug dogs. One died. Apparently he wants the other. (I say run girl, run as fast as you can. Of course, it’s hard to run from a guy with Tiger blood.)

Rosie O’Donnell is moving in with Oprah….no not like that…….Rosie posted big news on her blog Monday night. She announced that her eagerly anticipated talk show will call Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network home this fall. It will be taped in Oprah’s studios. Her previous talk show ran from 1996-2002.

Kevin Federline is a daddy for the 5^th time!! GOOD GRIEF MAN. His girlfriend Victoria Prince is 5 months pregnant with her first child. He has 2 children with Britney Spears and 2 with Shar Jackson. (That kid needs to slow down….and for the record, HE AINT EVEN CUTE!)

Dancing with the Stars was fun last night. The couples did either the quickstep or the jive. Chris Jericho, Romeo and Hines Ward all earned 23 points. (Which let me interrupt and say, those 3, YUMMYYY.) At the bottom: Sugar Ray Leonard, Wendy Williams and Mike Catherwood each earned 17 points. Chris Brown will perform on tonight’s results show. (Hopefully his dressing room is padded. I’m still pulling for Kirstie Alley! Go girl!)

Lindsay Lohan headed back to New York last night. She won’t be accepting a plea deal in a theft case that would have sent her to jail. She is returning to spend time with her family. She’s due back in L.A. April 22 for a preliminary hearing of evidence for a jury trial. (You like how she is visiting her family and getting her time in, she knows shes going down.)

Lady Gaga may wear meat dresses and/or nothing at all, but it doesn’t mean she can’t donate $1.5M to Japan through the sales of her Japan Prayer Bracelets. She partnered with social game developer Zynga, which raised $2.5M in 2 weeks. The money supports the relief efforts of Save the Children and the American Red Cross. Go GaGa!

How much is Elizabeth Taylor’s estate worth? Well, she left behind a legacy of famous films and a very healthy business portfolio. Her estate is believed to be valued between $600 million and $1 billion. (WOWWW!) Much of that will go to AIDS research, and to her 4 children. Her jewelry collection will likely be auctioned off. (MAN whoever is in that will is getting HOOKED UP.) R.I.P

Beyonce will no longer be managed by her father, Mathew Knowles. She didn’t say what led to the split, but her father told the media late Monday that the decision was mutual. He said his future plans include focusing on his label’s work in gospel and inspirational music.

It was a PERTY good weekend for movies. With $15.2 million dollars, LIMITLESS starring the yum yum Bradley Cooper came in at number 3. SUCKER PUNCH came in at number 2 with $19 million dollars ($18 million of that was by 18 year old boys IM SURE…..lol).  With $24.4 million dollars DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES literally RULED the weekend at number 1. Overall business totaled $120 million, down 7 percent from the same weekend last year, when “How to train your Dragon” debuted at No.1 with $43.7 million.

Mariah Scarey is home from the hospital after having contractions. The mother-to-be of TWINS nearly had her hands full on her birthday on Sunday. She went to the hospital with contractions, but they sent her back. Meanwhile husband Nick Cannon’s wimpy self is trying to be brave. He admits he’s in constant fear. (LOOK, I’d be in constant fear too if I was married to Mariah Scarey.)

Oprah fans, the last episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show is May 25. The show will end it’s run after 25 years. She has since launched cable’s Oprah Winfrey Network. The show is currently in re-runs, but new episodes air beginning April 7^th. It’s seen in 145 countries.

Bret Michaels is suing  the Tony’s for the brain hemorrhage he nearly died from last year. He now says the life threatening condition resulted from an injury during his 2009 performance at the Tony Awards. He apparently smacked his head into a closing stage backdrop as he exited. He has filed a lawsuit.

Someone famous is dropping their last name. But it’s not ANYBODY you’re probably thinking of. It’s Lindsay Lohan! (??????) She is so silly. She plans to join the ranks of Madonna, Cher and Prince. She apparently wants to distance herself from her father so this is her plan to do so. Dina Lohan and youngest daughter Ali are also changing their last name back to Dinah’s maiden name, Sullivan. What’s the deal with that family?

It’s time for movieeeeees. In theaters this weekend, one that I’VE been anticipating, SUCKER PUNCH. Starring Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgins, Abbie Cornish and Jon Hamm, it’s rated PG-13. (It was rated highest by boys between 18-25, which makes sense because it’s about hot girls and guns.) DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 2: RODRICK RULES (which I ALSO want to see really bad…) not really any big name stars, its rated PG but still looks cute. Good one for the family.

Taylor Swift has added a few more dates to her concert tour. 16 more to be exact. She’s now in the final week of the European portion of her Speak Now World Tour. The tour NOW goes through Thanksgiving, but don’t get too excited. She slipped right passed VA, 2 concerts are in N.C. and 2 are in Washington D.C., so actually, if you don’t mind a little road trip, you can go check her out.

I hope you aren’t TOO into “The Real Housewives of D.C.”, because they are out of the job. After just one season, the D.C. version of the Bravo franchise will not be back, thanks to very sad ratings. The latest installation, “Miami,” is doing poorly in the ratings as well. The rest have otherwise been very successful. (I’ll admit, I don’t mind catching a couple episodes of whichever one happens to be on at the time. But I’m not cryin about this one…)

A man was arrested for allegedly trying to break into a house that he thought belonged to Miley Cyrus. 26-year-old Musa Ibrahim was discovered in the yard of her neighbor early Thursday. He’s jailed for trespassing. Miley was at home, in the next-door house. (Talk about creepy….)

American Idol DID NOT say goodbye to anyone last night. Casey Abrams received the fewest votes but was saved by the judges. Thia Megia and Stefano Langone joined him at the bottom. The shows guests were Jennifer Hudson, Stevie Wonder and….Hulk Hogan?? That’s random….but ok. TWO contestants will be booted next week.

Screen legend Elizabeth Taylor died yesterday at age 79 of congestive heart failure. She was hospitalized for about 6 weeks. She will be remembered for her beauty, grace, style, and her 8 marriages. A private family funeral is planned later this week. TCM channel plans to remember the life and career of Elizabeth Taylor on April 10. The 24-hour memorial tribute, set to begin at 6 a.m., will include both of Taylor’s 1960s Oscar-winning performances of Butterfield 8, and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Lindsay Lohan rejected a judge’s offer to end a felony grand theft case early. Her attorney said she is confident she can win an acquittal. She will now be required to appear in court on April 22 for a preliminary hearing before a new judge. (Yeah, good luck with that!)

“Good Morning America” has invited Chris Brown back, even though he threw a tantrum Tuesday over questions about Rihanna. Robin Roberts said he’s welcome anytime, and he is considering her offer for another interview. (SEE, that’s how PROFESSIONALS do it, she’s keeping it classy.)

Last night was Motown Night on “American Idol.” The standout performers were Naima Adedapo, James Durbin, and Jacob Lusk. One of the top 11 singers will face elimination tonight. Also, check this out. The American Idol contestants have been moved to a new location. They moved out of their mansion in Beverly Hills Monday night due to bizarre happenings. The lights flickered, and a bed sheet floated down the hall. Also…the roof leaks. (I thought this was a joke at first but apparently not.)

Rebecca Black (you know the girl who sings that “It’s Friiiday Friiiiday…” song) well she’s donating proceeds from her awful music video to Japan and to her school. She appeared Tuesday on the Tonight Show. She said the video parodies that are out are either funny, or lame. Celebrities have been writing to her on Twitter. (It amazes me how you can catch your 15 minutes of fame now a days.)

Uh oh. Soap opera lovers, heads up, “All My Children” could be facing possible cancellation. ABC’s longtime daytime is in jeopardy of being canceled due to sagging ratings. An announcement is expected to be made today. (I thought this was funny..) For over 41 years, the show’s biggest star has been Susan Lucci. (Yeahhhh, it might be time to call it quits. Besides, you SHOULD be watching General Hospital ANYWAYS! LOL!)

Chris Brown had an interview on Good Morning America yesterday. He wanted to promote his new album,  but he was OF COURSE peppered  with questions about his attack on Rihanna. When Chris got to his dressing room, he trashed it. He even broke a window with a chair. Here’s the thing though……BEFORE the interview, he was TOLD what he would be asked. Robin Roberts (who interviewed him)  said there was no objection. Despite his behavior, ABC will NOT press charges and he IS still scheduled to be on DWTS next week.

Elton John is set to host SNL on April 2^nd. They announced 2 new shows and Elton is set to pull double duty as musical guest along with Leon Russell. Helen Mirren will make her SNL hosting debut on April 9^th, the Foo Fighters will make their 7^TH appearance on that show. SEVENTH! Go FOO!

I said yesterday that CBS wanted Charlie back (kinda like a bad break up). Well, he’s not coming back. He was hired by Warner Bro’s and fired by Warner Bro’s. The company says they don’t make decisions on who they cast. If the show continues, Charlie’s part will be re-cast. (I don’t think we expected him to return, he’s too busy being crazy.)

The 12^th season of DWTS is under way and Ralph Macchio (A.K.A the ORIGINAL Karate Kid, Daniel Son!!) was the nights TOP scorer with 24 out of 30 points. Kirstie Alley was SECOND with 23 points, (YOU GO GIRL!) and host Mike Catherwood finished last with 13 points and talk show host Wendy Williams did ONE point better.

Charlie Sheen crashed the party at “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night. He stormed the stage late into the taping while Kimmel was talking to guest, Mark Cuban. He kissed Jimmy, signed an album, tossed t-shirts and after about 4 minutes, he was gone. SPEAKING of the Wackadoo…his ex Brooke Mueller had obtained a restraining order against Charlie back on March 1, temporarily stripping him of their twin boys. The order expires today and she wont be asking for an extension…..hmmmm. They have reached a confidential custody agreement. PLUS, did you hear that after firing Charlie Sheen, CBS now wants him back on Two and ½ Men?? Chuck you may be right, I think his master plan is working, he may possibly be, a genius.

Bryan Adams is getting his own Hollywood Star. The Canadian singer got his Hollywood Walk of Fame star on Monday in front of the Musicians Institute. Joining him was fellow countryman and hockey legend Wayne Gretzky. Bryan Adams actually sang before Gretkys final game in 1999. (Who doesn’t LOVE Bryan Adams COME ON! ♫♪ “You know it’s true, everything I do, I do it for youuuuu.” ♪♫  Okay I’m done.

I love irony. Check this one out. The Las Vegas deputy district attorney who prosecuted Paris Hilton (AND Bruno Mars) for cocaine possession was arrested over the weekend after allegedly buying a rock of cocaine…..OH LORD. David Schubert has been suspended pending termination. He was assigned to the state’s drug task force……..wow. NOT ANYMORE!

Michael Lohan, ya know Lindsay Lohan’s creepy dad, was arrested in Los Angeles on suspicion of domestic violence. His girlfriend filed a police report, claiming they got into an argument that turned physical. He was checked out at a hospital and then taken to the sheriff’s station for booking. (Why is this not surprising to me?)