It was the last tango for David Arquette. He was dismissed last night from DWTS. He finished three points ahead of last-place dancer Nancy Grace, a fan favorite. Justin Bieber performed “Never Say Never” and the Christmas song “Fa La La” with Boyz II Men.

Lindsay Lohan Probation Violation Judge Planning Jail Sentence 30 Days

Legal sources in the L.A. court say Lindsay Lohan can expect a 30-day jail sentence today for probation violation. The good news: the jails are over-crowded, so she’ll probably be out in a week. She is a non-violent offender. She is not expected to get house arrest again.

Divorce #1: Kardashian apologizes to fans for failed marriage

Kim Kardashian posted comments on her website about her failed marriage. She apologized to fans, admitting she got caught up in the filming of her wedding show. She wanted to end the relationship before the wedding. None of the posts mentions Kris Humphries.

Divorce #2: Zooey Deschanel separates from musician husband

Actress Zooey Deschanel and her husband, musician Ben Gibbard, are breaking up after 2 years. The split is described by their publicist as “amicable.” She stars in the Fox sitcom “New Girl.” Gibbard is the lead singer of the rock band Death Cab for Cutie.

Divorce #3: Nicolas Cage’s Son Files For Divorce

Nicolas Cage’s son, Weston has filed for divorce from his wife, Nikki Williams. He cites irreconcilable difference. They were both arrested for domestic violence against each other after they tied the knot. He is asking the court to not award any spousal support to Nikki.

Justin Bieber rep: Baby claims are malicious and false

Justin Bieber has strongly denied claims he has fathered a fan’s child. A 20-year-old California woman has filed a paternity lawsuit. She says they were together backstage after a concert in L.A. Mariah Yeater wants financial support for a 3-month-old boy.

Kim K Donating $200k Instead of Returning Wedding Gifts

The guests who attended Kim Kardashian’s wedding won’t be getting their gifts back. Instead, she’s making a $200,000 donation to the Dream Foundation. Meanwhile, Kris Humphries is back home in Minnesota, “devastated,” and “trying to process it all.”

Marc Anthony, Chris Brown to perform at AMAs

Marc Anthony, Chris Brown and LMFAO have been booked to perform at the American Music Awards. Previously announced acts include Christina Aguilera, Justin Bieber, Mary J. Blige, Kelly Clarkson, Katy Perry, Pitbull and Maroon 5. The show is Nov 20 on ABC.

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt asked to present an Oscar together

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt have been asked to present an Oscar together at next year’s Academy Awards. Their friend, Brett Ratner, is producing the show. Brad and Jen divorced in 2005. Word is, they’re considering it. Brad has to get permission from Angelina Jolie.

Seinfeld to co-host ‘Live’ with Ripa

Jerry Seinfeld will guest host on “Live!” after Regis Philbin leaves Nov 18. He’ll guest host 3 episodes, starting Nov 21. A permanent replacement for Philbin has not yet been announced. The show is being re-titled “Live! With Kelly.”

Adele is new ‘Cosmo’ cover girl

Adele goes glam on the cover of the December issue of Cosmo, hitting stands Nov. 8. She talks record deals, boyfriends and favorite singers. Her favorites are Etta James and Aretha Franklin. Meanwhile, her doctors say she will be able to sing again after vocal cord surgery.

Selena Gomez Wants Glee Role

Selena Gomez wants to guest star in ‘Glee’ or ‘Gossip Girl.” She worked with Cory Monteith and Leighton Meester in the new movie ‘Monte Carlo.’ She told both stars to nudge their casting directors into sending her an invite. She just ended her series on Disney.

Ex-’X Factor’ singer says deal cut for his exit

Former “The X Factor” contestant Dexter Haygood said he wasn’t allowed to perform the rock music he knows. Instead, producers told him to sing pop. He asked out, & was let go last week. He was paid $750. He said, “I was treated more like a character than an artist.”

McCoy Illness Prompts Gym Class Heroes To Scrap Tour Dates

Gym Class Heroes have been forced to scrap the remaining dates on their North American tour. Frontman Travie McCoy is recovering from illness. The band hit the road with co-headliners The Dirty Heads at the beginning of October. The November shows are axed.

Rihanna: ‘docs worried she’s overdoing it’

Rihanna has been warned to stop burning the candle at both ends. She was forced to cancel a gig in Sweden after being hospitalized with flu. She’s partying, performing and recording her new album. Her doctors told her to get some rest, or risk a more serious illness.

Hugh Grant becomes a dad, but mother undisclosed

Hugh Grant has become a father for the first time after a brief fling. The identity of the baby’s mother is not being disclosed, but they are on friendly terms. The baby is a girl. Lately, Grant has been on a crusade against British tabloids for cell phone hacking.

Singer Charice calls for justice for slain father

Charice of the hit TV show “Glee” has appealed for justice for her father. He was stabbed to death with an ice pick in her Philippine hometown Monday. Police offered a reward and are hunting for the suspect, whom they know.  She has cancelled the rest of her concert tour.

Martinez to be Tournament of Roses Grand Marshal

Iraq War veteran, actor and “DWTS” contestant J.R. Martinez is the 2012 Tournament of Roses Parade Grand Marshal. He will also toss the coin before the 98th Rose Bowl Game   Jan 2. Martinez is best known for his inspiring messages of “hope and possibility.”

The estranged father of actress Lindsay Lohan has been denied bail in Florida. Michael Lohan is being held without bond on four charges of domestic violence and violating a restraining order. He was injured during his balcony jump, treated, and put back in jail.

Lindsay Lohan Gets New Smile from Celebrity Dentist

Lindsay Lohan’s teeth are back to glowing white again, thanks to cosmetic dentist Dr. Bill Dorfman. She underwent a teeth-whitening procedure seen on Extreme Makeover. Dorfman’s clients include Eva Longoria, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Simpson.

dele cancels 2011 appearances due to surgery

Adele has been forced to cancel all tour dates and appearances for 2011 after being ordered to undergo surgery on her throat. Her vocal cords are damaged. Doctors have ordered her to rest her voice and completely recuperate. She’ll try to return to the Grammys Feb 12.

Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Growing Bump, a la Beyonce

Jessica Simpson is glowing — and expanding — as weekend photos clearly show. She and fiance Eric Johnson walked hand-in-hand out of a Beverly Hills office building. She was rubbing her growing belly as photogs snapped away. He also helped her into their car.

Sugarland: `We are all changed’ by collapse

Sugarland delivered an emotionally-charged free concert at Conesco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis Friday night. It was a tribute to the victims of a deadly stage collapse last August at the Indiana State Fair. Fans donated to a victim’s fund that has reached $1M.

Jennifer Aniston to create affordable clothing range

Jennifer Aniston is set to create her own affordable fashion line. The former Friends star has teamed up with stylist Joe Zee to develop a range of clothes that emanate her laid-back style. She wants it affordable and ready-to-wear: very “girl-next-door.”

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart may have actually married in Twilight movie

Robert Pattinson has revealed he and Kristen Stewart may actually be man and wife. Edward & Bella go thru a full marriage ceremony in the new Twilight movie…and they used a real priest with real vows. In the eyes of the church, they’re married.

Justin Timberlake a big fan of Pippa Middleton

Justin Timberlake has admitted he’s harboring a massive crush on Pippa Middleton. He told Esquire magazine American males are big fans of Pippa. He also said his career motivation has taken a dramatic shift in recent years. His focus now is being an inspiration to fans.

Madonna And Jay-Z Creating Youtube Content

Madonna and Jay Z are creating their own video channels on YouTube. Madonna will serve as a partner on the dance channel DanceOn. Jay Z will produce content related to his Life + Times website. A number of the channels are set to premiere by the end of the year.

Kim Kardashian brushes off marriage crisis rumors

Kim Kardashian says her marriage to Kris Humphries is fine. She attended a Halloween party in NY Saturday night…without him. She was Batman bad girl Poison Ivy. She left yesterday for Australia. She said she doesn’t pay attention to the rumors.

Kris Humphries loses money in investment scam

Kris Humphries lost a good chunk of money in an investment scam. The guy alleged to have perpetrated the fraud was a guest at the Kardashian-Humphries wedding. Andrey Hicks was arrested Friday. Federal authorities say he ran a $1.7 million investment hedge fund scam.

‘In Living Color’ to return to Fox in the spring

Groundbreaking comedy sketch show “In Living Color” is returning to Fox. The series originally ran from 1990 to 1994. It returns in spring 2012. Keenen Ivory Wayans will host & produce. There will be a new cast of fresh, young talent, as well as musical performances.

“Jon & Kate” editor arrested for child porn possession

A 56-year-old TV editor has been charged with possession of explicit photos involving children. William Blankinship was arrested in an FBI sting. He edited “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” “Kate Plus 8,” “17 Kids and Counting” and “Table for 12.” No bond has been set yet.

Stuntman dies on set of Schwarzenegger-Stallone flick

A stuntman has died in an accident on the Bulgarian set of The Expendables 2. The stuntman was working on a scene with a fake bomb explosion. The movie is a sequel to last year’s hit action flick. It stars all of today’s major action stars.

This is soo soo sad. Point artist Amy Winehouse literally drank herself to death. UGH!! Terrible. That was the ruling of a coroner’s inquest into her death. Empty vodka bottles littered her room. Her blood-alcohol was more than 5 times the British drunk driving limit. She had resumed drinking after weeks of abstinence. RIP AMY! We miss you. And your voice. That voice!

Michael Lohan released from jail, Dina serves papers for cash!

Michael Lohan was released from jail last night in Tampa, Florida. He told reporters he did not lay a hand on Kate Major. He’s charged with domestic violence. But thenm early this morning…the news broke the he was RE-ARRESTED!! For real. He had a “no contact order’” from Tampa PD, but he kept calling and harassing Kate. Lohan was arrested at his Tampa hotel room – even after attempting to evade police by jumping ooff his hotel’s 3rd floor balcony into a tree. IDIOD!!! Meanwhile – his ex-wife Dina dropped by the jail…not to see him, but to serve him with legal documents demanding child support. HA! Those Lohans are messed up! BIG TIME.

Hard Day’s Work? Lilo Leaves The Morgue With Her $4,000 Worth Of Purses

Lindsay Lohan totally needs Playboy’s million bucks! For reals. After completing her day’s work at the L.A. morgue yesterday, she left carrying $4,000 in designer purses. Meanwhile, she’s got another million-dollar offer…from a sex toy company that wants to mold and market her lady parts. OOH LA LA! Lindsay claims she will NOT accept that offer. Maybe for $2 mil?! HA!

Adele Lands 13Th Week At The Top Of The U.S. Charts

Congrats to amazingly talented Point artist Adele!! She has returned to the top of the U.S. album charts to land her 13th week at number one this year. “21” has been on top the most weeks since the Titanic soundtrack spent 16 weeks at #1 in 1998. The single “Someone Like You” has been at the top for 5 weeks. I LOVE THAT SONG! Awesome. Smash hit!!

Sister Wives Family Welcomes Seventeenth Child

That’s right – 17th CHILD! OMG. Polygamist reality television star Kody Brown and his 4th wife, Robyn, welcomed their first child Wednesday morning. Solomon weighed in at 9 lbs 10 ounces. His birth airs on the season finale Nov 27. The family of 22 includes Brown, his 4 wives, and now 17 children.

Bruce Willis expecting a baby with wife Emma

Even though he is old enough to be a Gramps, his wife is young enough to be (his daughter!) or a new mom. Bruce Willis is adding to his brood. He is expecting a baby with wife Emma Heming Willis. This is the first child for the couple, who married in March, 2009. Willis has three daughters – ages 23, 20 and 17 – from his previous marriage to Demi Moore.

Tiger’s Mistress Rachel Uchitel Pregnant

Talk about a HOLE IN ONE! Sorry, I had to go there. The woman who sparked golfer Tiger Woods’ infidelity scandal is pregnant with her first child. Rachel U-ka-tel married boyfriend Matt Hahn in Las Vegas less than a month ago. She took a drug test for an “Amazing Race” audition. It came back positive that she’s pregnant.

Chaz Bono finally got his walking papers on “DWTS.” He had struggled from the beginning and often came in last place. Soccer star Hope Solo avoided being sent home. Chaz let his feelings out, calling the show unfair. He also didn’t like Bruno comparing him to animals.

Ratings down, Cowell approves voting by social media on ‘X Factor’

Beginning next week, “X Factor” fans can cast a ballot by Twitter, Facebook, phone call, text message or an app. The show’s ratings were hindered by the baseball playoffs. Only 12M have tuned in weekly. Last night, 5 acts were cut, leaving 12 remaining contestants.

Steven Tyler hurt in hotel fall

An Aerosmith concert in Paraguay had to be postponed one day after Steven Tyler fell in his hotel shower. He hit his face and broke 2 teeth. He was treated for cuts on his face and received two dental implants. The concert is tonight. 50,000 fans are expected. Tyler is 63.

Madonna beats Lady Gaga to perform at Super Bowl 2012

Madonna reportedly has finally accepted an offer to perform at the Super Bowl. All she has to do is sign the contract. The Big Game is Feb 5 in Indianapolis. Word is, the original offer went to Lady Gaga, but Madonna put in an offer…which was immediately accepted.

Lindsay Lohan’s dad arrested for beating up Kate Major in apartment

Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, was arrested at 1 a.m. Tuesday in Tampa for an alleged altercation with girlfriend Kathryn Major. She has a restraining order against him. He went to a hospital for chest pains. Afterward, he was booked for domestic violence.

Who is No. 1 on ‘Top-Earning Dead Celeb’ list?

Just in time for Halloween: Forbes’ annual list of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities. Michael Jackson takes No. 1 again with $170M. Elizabeth Taylor, who died March 23, came in at No. 5. There are 15 people on the list for a combined $366M between Oct 2010 & Oct 2011.

Jessica Simpson Is ‘Six Months Pregnant,’ Says Expert

A well-respected gynecologist in Boston says Jessica Simpson is about 6 months pregnant. The doc says it’s not weight gain…her belly is too rounded. She would be due in early 2012. Tabloids say she wants $500,000 for an exclusive…but she doesn’t have the star power.

Amy Winehouse inquest to open today

An inquest into the death of Amy Winehouse gets underway today in London. The hearing is to determine her exact cause of death. She died in July at age 27. Her family previously stated that toxicology results turned up traces of alcohol but no illegal drugs.

Russell Brand, Katy Perry celebrate first wedding anniversary

Russell Brand and Katy Perry celebrated their first wedding anniversary on Sunday. They were spotted over the weekend riding bikes around New York City. He has 2 movies in the works, she’s still on tour overseas and is due back in the states by mid-November.

Kris Humphries wants out of Kardashian filming

Kris Humphries has had enough of being Kim Kardashian’s ‘little TV husband’. He doesn’t want to appear in the next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. They’ve had no time without a camera. He’s being paid only $20,000 per episode.

Kardashian sisters to open celebrity lifestyle boutique in Las Vegas

The Kardashian sisters are set to open a new celebrity lifestyle boutique in Las Vegas. They already have Dash clothing stores in Los Angeles, New York and Miami. They will formally open Kardashian Khaos at the Mirage Hotel & Casino Nov 1. The store will sell their brands.

Lady Gaga to perform at Grammy nominations

Grammy-winner Lady Gaga will perform at the Grammy nominations concert Nov. 30 in Los Angeles. The 1-hour special will be hosted by LL Cool J and air live from the Nokia Theatre. Other past Grammy winners will perform. The 2012 Grammy Awards are Sunday, Feb. 12.

Snooki’s scent for sale on HSN

HSN is betting Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s signature fragrance will be a “must have” holiday gift. They’re giving her a 2-hour prime time slot to debut the new scent. She will promote her entire product line Nov 10. Also included: handbags, sunglasses, & her “crockodilly.”

Kaley Cuoco Announces She’s Engaged

Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco has something else to cheer about besides the popularity of her hit sitcom: She’s engaged. Her fiancé is Josh ‘Lazie’ Resnik, who works as an addiction specialist. The couple has not yet set a wedding date.

Kendra Wilkinson Couldn’t Forgive Infidelity

Kendra Wilkinson would never forgive her husband if he cheated on her. She is married to NFL player Hank Baskett. Kendra also believes married people who flirt via social media are cheating on their spouse. ‘Kendra, Season 4′ premieres on Sunday.

Kevin Richardson To Reunite With Backstreet Boys For Bahamas Show

Kevin Richardson will re-team with the Backstreet Boys for an upcoming show in the Bahamas. He quit the boy band in 2006 to concentrate on a Broadway career. He will host the band’s Beach Party Concert Cruise on Dec 3, and admits he’d be open to more shows.

All Harry Potter Videos To Be Yanked At Year’s End

Warner Bros. plans to remove all Harry Potter videodiscs from stores on Dec 29th & put the entire franchise on an undefined moratorium. The company did not indicate how long the films would remain unavailable. Warner Bros. may be planning to convert the movies to 3D.

Jennifer Aniston weight gain? ‘I’ve quit smoking’

Jennifer Aniston is setting the record straight. She told a British tabloid her ring is not an engagement ring. She’s also not pregnant..she quit smoking, so she’s “gained a few pounds.” As recently as summer 2010, yoga-loving Aniston was a pack-a-day smoker.

Dancer Maksim melted down last night on DWTS. He and partner Hope Solo received just 20 points. He and Len Goodman argued back & forth. He then told Goodman “maybe it’s time for you to go!” Storming backstage, Maksim claimed he made the show what it is.

Beiber, Maroon 5 to perform at AMAs

Christina Aguilera, Justin Bieber, Mary J. Blige, Kelly Clarkson and Maroon 5 have been added to the Nov. 20 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. They join previously announced performers including Katy Perry and Pitbull. More to come.

Justin Bieber does it again: rents whole cinema for Selena Gomez date

Justin Bieber rented a movie theatre for a date with Selena Gomez. He organized a private screening of Hugh Jackman’s Real Steel at his hometown of Winnipeg, Canada, for her last Thursday. Last month, he rented Staples Center for a private screening of Titanic & dinner.

Lindsay Lohan poses nude for Playboy

Lindsay Lohan posed for a pictorial in Playboy Magazine last weekend. She will be paid just shy of $1M. She originally turned down an offer of $750,000. The deal had allegedly been in the works for months. She hasn’t had a good paying gig in a while & could use the money.

Robin Williams ties the knot for a third time

Will it be third time lucky for Robin Williams? The twice-married star tied the knot with graphic designer Susan Schneider in California on Sunday. He is believed to have met Schneider just before undergoing heart surgery in 2009 and recuperated at her LA home.

Malcolm’s getting married? Frankie Muniz Announces Engagement

Former child star Frankie Muniz is engaged to marry his longtime girlfriend. He and Elycia Turnbow have been together 4 years. They have resolved past domestic issues. They live in Arizona. Muniz starred in the Fox series Malcolm in the Middle.

‘Jersey Shore’ house rents for $2,500 per night

Fans of “Jersey Shore” can rent the house where the reality series is taped. Just bring $2,500 a night and your own drama. They won’t find the usual mess, because the landlord cleaned the place. Renters say people are constantly taking pictures of the place.

Phoenix hospital to name room after Poison singer

Bret Michaels is donating TVs and sound systems for a waiting room at a Phoenix hospital. He was treated there for a brain hemorrhage, and later for a hole in his heart. The waiting room will be named after Michaels. He said the room will be “warm and hip.”

98 Degrees’ Justin Jeffre Gets arrested At Occupy Cincinnati

98 Degrees singer Justin Jeffre, who is now a political activist, was arrested early Sunday morning after joining the protest at Occupy Wall Street in Cincinnati. He & 11 people were taken into custody at the city’s Fountain Square. He has pleaded not guilty to trespassing.

Cocktail waitress: Harry is a ‘real-life Prince Charming’

A San Diego bar cocktail waitress is setting the record straight. Jessica Donaldson says “I am not sleeping with Prince Harry and he has never been anything other than a total gentleman to me.” Donaldson looks like Kate Middleton, with a tattoo along her side.

Crystal Bowersox Makes Her Acting Debut

American Idol alumni Crystal Bowersox makes her acting debut tonight on ABC’s Body of Proof. She plays a woman behind bars for assaulting her drug dealer. The woman in charge of her therapy group is killed. She took her own mug shot, in a New Jersey hotel.

Justin Bieber, Usher release “Mistletoe” duet

Justin Bieber gave fans an early Christmas present Monday with the release of a second single from his upcoming holiday album “Under The Mistletoe.” He duets with Usher on “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire.” The album is out next week.

Will.i.am to sign up for The Voice UK

Will.i.am is set to be a mentor on the UK version of The Voice. The Black Eyed Peas star is poised to sign on as a coach alongside Jessie J, Tom Jones and Lenny Kravitz. The show launches on BBC1 in April. Contestants are judged solely on their voice.

Giuliana Rancic Goes Back To Work After Cancer Surgery

Giuliana Rancic has returned to work, less than a week after undergoing breast cancer surgery. Surgeons performed a double lumpectomy and removed lymph nodes for biopsy last Wednesday. On Monday, she returned to her job as an anchor on E! News.

Eddie Murphy: ‘I’m Gonna Be The Worst Oscars Host Ever’

Eddie Murphy insists he’ll be the worst Oscar host ever when he takes charge of the show next year. He’s urging fans not to get their hopes up. He said all he’ll do is introduce people. He’ll wear a sky-blue tuxedo. At the end of the evening, he’ll “urinate on myself.”

The Wendy Williams Show to Continue Through 2014

The Wendy Williams Show has been renewed for two more seasons on Fox-owned stations. The show premiered in July 2008. This season’s shows have seen hot topic guest stars such as Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher and Fantasia Barrino

John Mayer has undergone surgery for a throat inflammation. He hoped it would clear up, but doctors ordered the surgery. An inflamed growth was removed from just above his vocal cord. He has canceled all concerts & appearances. A new album for 2012 is on hold.

Jennifer Lopez performed Saturday at Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration. Dancers re-enacted scenes with Lopez and men who resembled Diddy, Cris Judd, Ben Affleck & Marc Anthony. She broke into tears as she talked about “a trip down memory lane.”

Madonna got a chilly reception on the red carpet at the screening of her new film W.E. in London on Sunday. She was booed by the British crowd. The Wallace Simpson biopic was slammed by critics when it premiered at the Venice Film Festival in September.

Janet Jackson is rescheduling part of her Australian tour. She wants to support her family during the trial of Dr. Conrad Murray. The prosecution is wrapping up its case this week, and the defense is about to present its case. She thanked her fans for their support.

Will Ferrell was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor from the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. The show was taped last night for broadcast Oct. 31 on PBS stations nationwide. Ferrell was on “SNL” for 7 years and starred in several movies.

Lindsay Lohan had her assistant order cupcakes for the volunteers at the morgue where she’s doing community service. They were turned away. The assistant later ordered food from a hamburger place. Again, it was not accepted. Lindsay was then given a stern talk.

Lindsay Lohan is cleaning out more than just trash bins at the morgue. She’s kicking her business manager to the curb. Lindsay is questioning the accounting practices of Lou Taylor. She believes her money is not being managed correctly. The split was said to be “amicable.”

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 31st birthday in style with new husband Kris Humphries at a Las Vegas nightclub over the weekend. They’ve been living with sister Kourtney in New York since tying the knot in August. They now back in L.A., and will look for their own home.

Paul McCartney and new bride Nancy Shevell celebrated their Nov 9 wedding with a rockin’ party in New York Saturday night. The guest list included the biggest superstars in the music industry. The guests enjoyed a vegetarian dinner, champagne and dancing.

Justin Bieber is working on a new album called ‘Believe,’ due out next summer. His Christmas album ‘Under The Mistletoe’ comes out November 1st. He wrote most of the songs on ‘Believe,’ and was influenced by Justin Timblerlake. Bieber is now 17.

Regis Philbin says he isn’t retiring from show business and expressed interest in a possible prime-time gig. He confirmed his departure from his daytime talk show was the result of a contract dispute. He is now 80. He said, “I’m moving on. I’m not retiring.”

Looks like Charlie Sheen is done playing nice. In a media interview, he said he’s “very disappointed” in the direction “Two and a Half Men” has taken since his ouster. The show’s ratings are falling. He said, “People aren’t stupid, you know? Not all of them.”

Chris Cornell has announced plans to release an acoustic album that will feature tracks from his 3 bands, as well as covers by Led Zeppelin & John Lennon. The album, titled Songbook, will be released November 21. Cornell has revealed has cannot read or write music.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner will be at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on Nov. 3. They will be immortalized in cement with a hand & footprint ceremony that morning. Pattinson was in Paris Saturday night at the premiere of Breaking Dawn — Part 1.

A report believed to detail the death of Amy Winehouse was accidentally sent to the address of a total stranger. An investigation has been launched into how the document ended up at the wrong location. The recipient took it to a North London police station.

Country music singer Loretta Lynn has been diagnosed with pneumonia. She has had to cancel her shows in Kentucky and North Carolina. She is 76. Over her long career, she has released 70 albums and charted 16 No. 1 hits.

Rupert Boneham won over TV viewers during 2004’s “Survivor: All-Stars.” Now the bushy-bearded, tie-dye-wearing Boneham is hoping Indiana voters will find him just as charming. He’s seeking the Libertarian Party nomination for Indiana governor.

The manslaughter trial of Michael Jackson’s doctor has been put on hold for today due to a death in the family of a prosecution witness. Dr. Steven Shafer is the final witness before the prosecution rests its case. The judge will decide today when to resume the trial.

Nikki Reed And Idol’s Paul McDonald Are Married

Twilight beauty Nikki Reed has said ‘I Do’ to American Idol contestant Paul McDonald. The pair tied the knot at a private ceremony in Malibu on Sunday. The couple met in March. They got engaged after just four months of dating.

Shannen Doherty Marries in Malibu

Shannen Doherty was married over the weekend, for the third time. She and Kurt Iswarienko tied the knot at sunset a private estate in the Malibu hills. She previously had short-lived marriages to Ashley Hamilton, and Paris Hilton sex-tape costar, Rick Salomon.

Tone Loc Collapsed on Stage in Atlanta

Tone Loc collapsed on stage during a performance in Atlanta Saturday night. His manager said its exhaustion from doing 12 shows over 2 months. Concert fans it looked like he was having a seizure. He was taken to an Atlanta hospital, given an IV treatment and released.

Rick Ross Hospitalized – Twice

Rapper Rick Ross is hospitalized in Alabama after medical emergencies on 2 planes Friday. He had events scheduled in Memphis & Greensboro, NC. The appearances were cancelled. He reportedly suffered seizures on a Delta jet, then later on a private jet. He is 34.

Gaga channels Marilyn Monroe at Clinton’s concert

Lady Gaga enjoyed her “first real Marilyn moment” with former President Bill Clinton. She was among musicians who performed Saturday night at the Hollywood Bowl to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Clinton’s foundation. She serenaded him, changing lyrics of her songs.

Prince Harry Bellies Up to the Bar in Solana Beach

Prince Harry spent Saturday night catching a live music show at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach, Calif. Staff said he was “unbelievably sweet, very courteous and friendly.” He shook hands with everyone. He’s in San Diego for military training.

Lohan: ‘I am not to be made an example of’

Lindsay Lohan says she has not been lax about her community service, and she’s met all her obligations. She Tweeted, “I am not to be made an example of anymore.” She was “switched” from a women’s shelter to the Red Cross. She goes back in court Wednesday.  

Larry Hagman of ‘Dallas’ diagnosed with cancer

Larry Hagman has been diagnosed with cancer. He’s most famous for playing J.R. Ewing on “Dallas.” He is 80. He said it is common & treatable. He plans to continue working on a new reboot of “Dallas” for TNT, which begins production today (Monday).

Low-rated ‘Charlie’s Angels’ axed by ABC

ABC says its revamped version of the 1970s hit “Charlie’s Angels” is being shut down. The action series focused on 3 female detectives in Miami. The reboot has struggled in the ratings. The original “Charlie’s Angels,” starring Farrah Fawcett, aired for 6 seasons on ABC.

Simon Cowell tears strips off UK X-Factor team

Simon Cowell is reportedly kicking bottoms after the UK X-Factor lost two million viewers. Cowell is in Los Angeles working on the US X-Factor. He has told his UK producers to “up the game” and win back viewers. He believes the show has gotten sloppy in his absence.

Bruce Willis irate over Kutcher cheating claims

Bruce Willis is reportedly on the warpath after claims that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Willis’s ex-wife Demi Moore. Willis had 3 daughters with Demi during their 13-year marriage. Bruce wants a private meeting with Ashton to get the real story & clear the air.

Hugh Hefner: ‘I got the dog, she got the ring’

Crystal Harris is auctioning the $90,000 engagement ring Hugh Hefner gave her. Hefner was positive about the sale at The Rum Diary premiere in Los Angeles Thursday night. “I got the dog, she got the ring,” he said with a slight smile. “I got the best of it.”

Kelly Osbourne To Christina Aguilera: ‘I Was Never That Fat’

The claws are out. Kelly Osbourne has slammed Christina Aguilera — again — over her weight. “She called me fat for years. I was never that fat,” Osbourne said on E!’s Fashion Police. Osbourne lost 48 lbs. on DWTS in 2009 and has successfully kept it off.

James Brown Honored By Georgia Radio Hall Of Fame

Soul legend James Brown has been posthumously inducted into the Georgia Radio Hall of Fame. The Godfather of Soul was honored at a special ceremony in Atlanta on Saturday.  Brown owned or helped to operate stations across Georgia, Maryland and Tennessee.

Groban To Team Up With Brother For New Video

Josh Groban is set to turn his next video into a family affair – he has asked his brother to direct it. Chris Groban is a film director and editor. He and Josh share the same birthday, 4 years apart. Shooting on the new video begins this week.

Michael J. Fox a ‘reluctant poster boy’

Michael J. Fox says he has no memorabilia from “Back to the Future,” the movie that earned him lasting big-screen fame. He said he didn’t have the foresight to project the movie’s success. He has taken on the role as the “reluctant poster boy” for Parkinson’s disease.

Marital split jeopardizes Sonic Youth

Sonic Youth will complete its tour of South America next month, despite the pending divorce of 2 founding members. Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore will split up after 27 years of marriage. They have a 17-year-old daughter, Coco. The band’s future is now in doubt.

Steven Seagal to go from Hollywood to border law enforcement

Steven Seagal is reporting for duty at the US/Mexican border. He’s being sworn in as a deputy in Hudspeth County, Texas. His mission: to stop illegals from crossing over the Rio Grande. He currently stars in an A&E reality show as a reserve deputy in New Orleans.

Gerry Rafferty’s Fiance Not Included In $2.7 Million Will

Gerry Rafferty’s estate was worth $2.7 million at the time of his death, but none of the money will go to his fiance. He died of liver failure in January. He wrote the will before he met her. The money goes to his daughter & granddaughter. He sang “Baker Street.”

Hank Williams Jr. did not ask if you’re ready for some football last night. In an interview on Fox News Channel, Williams said President Obama playing golf with House Speaker John Boenher was like Hitler playing golf with Isreal’s leader. He claims he was “misunderstood.”

Julianne Hough returns to ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Julianne Hough will cut loose on Dancing With the Stars next Tuesday. The appearance is timed to the Oct. 14 opening of her new film — the remake of the ’80s classic Footloose. She’ll dance with Kenny Wormald, her co-star who fills Kevin Bacon’s shoes as Ren.

Rapper Tone Loc pleads no contest to charges

Rapper Tone Loc has pleaded no contest to assault weapon possession and domestic violence charges stemming from an arrest June 18. Anthony Smith pleaded no contest in a Burbank court. He’ll serve a day in jail, probation, community service, and counseling.

Chrissie Hynde closes Ohio eatery, cites economy

Chrissie Hynde is citing the struggling economy in the closing of her vegetarian restaurant in her hometown of Akron, Ohio. She opened the downtown eatery 4 years ago. She & her staff tried to keep the restaurant open, but the economic climate made it impossible.

Martina McBride turns NYC pink to fight breast cancer

Martina McBride is lighting up New York City this month. She will set the Empire State Building awash in pink to fight breast cancer Oct 14. She will host a private show and benefit called “Martina McBride: Light Up the Sky.” Her new album, “Eleven,” is out Oct 11.

Adele gets to work on Bond theme

Adele is at work on her track for the new James Bond movie. The British singer has been asked to submit a song for the latest installment of the 007 franchise. The last few songs for the spy movies have not been chart successes. Producers feel she has the talent.

Cedric The Entertainer to host Soul Train Awards

Cedric “The Entertainer” will host next month’s Soul Train Awards. The annual prize presentation, recognizing the best in R&B music, will be taped at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta Nov. 17. It will premiere on both CENTRIC and BET in a special simulcast Nov. 27.

Tupac Sex Tape 6-Figure Bidding War Erupts

Two companies are going head-to-head in a ferocious battle to buy the rights to the Tupac Shakur explicit tape. Offers have reached into 6 figures. The person in possession of the tape is holding out for the highest bidder. The footage was shot in 1991.

Madonna reportedly on tap to perform at Super Bowl

Madonna is rumored to be the featured performer at the Super Bowl in Indianapolis Feb. 5. She has an album coming out early next year, with the first single to drop in February. And she is auditioning dancers now for a world tour. No comment yet from the NFL.

Bravo denies rumors of NJ ‘Housewives’ firings

A Huffington Post report claims Caroline Manzo & Jacqueline Laurita have been axed from Real Housewives of New Jersey. A Bravo spokesperson says no one has been given a pink slip — yet. They promise all 5 cast members will be on season four. Season 5 though…

Brooke Mueller suing rehab centre

Brooke Mueller is suing a rehab centre she claims sold her medical information to the media. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife secretly checked into The Canyon rehab facility in Malibu in February 2010. She believes that her patient admissions document was leaked to the press.

Angelina Jolie: ‘UN work made me a better person’

Angelina Jolie has credited her humanitarian work with helping her become a ‘better person’. She was honored for her work as a Refugee Ambassador for the United Nations on Monday. She said she has been touched and inspired by the families she has helped.

Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller marry

Seth Rogen has married his longtime girlfriend, writer Lauren Miller, in a ceremony in Sonoma, Calif. Guests included Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Craig Robinson, and Judd Apatow and his wife, actress Leslie Mann. Rogen starred in “The Green Hornet” and “Knocked Up.”

Celine Dion’s Son Attends Skype School

Celine Dion’s son gets his school lessons via Skype. She is currently performing in Las Vegas. She uses a tutor via the internet from her hometown in Canada for 10-year-old son Rene-Charles. Celine also has 11-month-old twins, Eddy and Nelson.

Justin Bieber Gets Lunch Invitation From Beckhams

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have received a lunch invitation from David and Victoria Beckham. Their 3 children are huge fans. Justin sent the family signed guitars. The Beckham’s newborn daughter, Harper Seven, is named after a character in Selena’s show.

Leann Rimes’ Fence Wrecked By Suspected Drunk Driver

Leann Rimes was relieved to learn no one was injured when a suspected drunk driver crashed through the fence of her Californian home Monday morning. She was in North Carolina.  Police are awaiting a toxicology report on the 20-year-old driver.

Jenna Fischer gives birth to a son

“The Office” actress Jenna Fischer has given birth to a son. The child is her first with screenwriter Lee Kirk, her husband since July 2010. Weston Lee was born Sept. 24. Her publicist said the family is doing great.

T.I. joined Taylor Swift in a surprise duet at her concert in Atlanta last night. She introduced T.I. by singing the opening chorus of his hit song “Live Your Life.” They stood side-by-side as he rapped and she sang the vocal part originally handled by Rihanna.

‘Arrested Development’ announces new show, movie

The Bluth family’s frozen banana stand is coming back. The old Fox show “Arrested Development” is returning next summer…as a spin-off, and a movie. It went off the air in 2006 after 3 seasons. Each of 10 shows will focus on a character, leading up to the movie.

Gene Simmons and longtime girlfriend marry

Gene Simmons and longtime girlfriend Shannon Tweed have tied the knot. About 400 guests attended the Saturday evening ceremony outside a Beverly Hills hotel. The new season of the reality show “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” premieres Tuesday on A&E.

Stevie B Arrested Over Unpaid Child Support

Singer/songwriter Stevie B was arrested during a concert Friday night for failing to pay child support. He was performing in Massachusetts when police hauled him offstage mid-set. He’ll be arraigned today. He is accused of owing $420,000 in unpaid child support to an ex-lover.

Russell Brand denied entry to Canada…or was he

Russell Brand postponed his comedy show in Canada Saturday night. On Twitter, he said Canadian authorities refused permission for his private jet to land. But Canada Border Services & the casino said not so. His plane had engine trouble in California. He never left.

Black Eyed Peas play wet NYC Central Park

Back on June 9, rain forced the Black Eyed Peas to postpone their concert in Central Park. It was rescheduled to last Friday night. They played…in pouring rain…to 60,000 fans. Concert proceeds go to the Robin Hood Foundation to fund poverty-fighting causes throughout NYC.

Kanye West hems it up at Paris Fashion Week

To the rarefied ranks of celebrity designers showing at major fashion weeks, you can add one new name: Kanye West. The rapper debuted his new clothing line in Paris Saturday, as part of the city’s fashion week. His “KW Ready to Wear 2012” show was quite well-received.

Michael Jackson album ‘Immortal’ out Nov. 21

A new Michael Jackson album is on the way Nov 21.The album features redesigned versions of Jackson’s hits, and never-before-heard outtakes. Immortal will be released as both a deluxe double disc version and single disc. His family and estate has approved the release.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher reunite for Kabbalah service

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher attended a Kabbalah service together in Los Angeles Friday morning. They did their best to avoid paparazzi as Kutcher pulled their car to a side door & Moore got inside. Both were wearing wedding rings. They’ve been quiet on Twitter.

Rihanna farmer ‘bombarded with hate mail’

The farmer who kicked Rihanna off his land for wearing next to nothing says he’s being bombarded with hate mail. Alan Graham said she’s welcome back any time, as long as she’s clothed. Groupies are offering to buy the corn she touched. So far, he’s turned them down.

Avril Lavigne ‘insulted’ by false pregnancy reports

Avril Lavigne says she feels ‘insulted’ by false pregnancy claims. Speculation mounted she was expecting after she was spotted wearing a baggy top over the weekend. It was a poncho. She & Brody Jenner are dating, but she said she has no baby plans anytime soon.

Lauren Conrad dating Derek Hough

Lauren Conrad is dating Derek Hough. The former Hills star was spotted with Hough at the Sayers Club in Hollywood Saturday night. An onlooker said they looked more than friendly. “Definitely playful and flirty.” A security guard tried to block the paparazzi’s view.

TV Land marks ‘Van Dyke’ gold anniversary

TV Land has acquired the rights to rerun episodes of “The Dick Van Dyke Show” starting this week. The black-and-white episodes begin airing tonight to mark the 50th anniversary of the show’s premier on Oct. 3, 1961. It also launched the career of Mary Tyler Moore.

Kim Kardashian voted most annoying celebrity in poll

Kim Kardashian has been voted the Most Annoying Celebrity in a Parade magazine pop culture poll. She was followed by Charlie Sheen, Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Donald Trump, and Brad Womack. Emma Watson was voted as the Most Likely to Succeed from “Harry Potter”.

Martha Stewart Is No Domestic Goddess, says daughter

Martha Stewart’s daughter Alexis has written a book. Along revelations: her mom never closed the bathroom door…she let the dogs use the rug as a bathroom…and she made Alexis wrap her own Christmas presents. The book is out Oct 18

FORBES Magazine has released the list of the highest paid TV actresses – and it’s pretty ridic. Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria makes $13 million a year while Dr Grey Ellen Pompeo from Grey’s Anatomy makes $7 million.

Speaking of TV – congrats to one of my buddies and a former Hurrah Player – he’s a local boy from Norfolk and he’s made it big. Grant Gustin has a HUUUUGE guest starring role coming up this season GLEE. He will be caught in a love triangle with Kurt and Blaine. Producers cast Grant as Sebastian after a long and exhausting search for the perfect actor to play this character.

And it gets worse for Ashton Kutcher – not only did I predict they will be announcing their divorce by Halloween – but now another girl has come forward to say she was in the room when Ashton cheated on Demi. Last weekend – September 24^th was their 6 year wedding anniversary. Demi was in New York. Ashton was in San Diego. He partied with strangers. Which is what every happily married man does on his anniversary weekend, right? WRONG!!! 1 girl already admitted to hooking up with Ashton that night in his 12^th floor suite at The Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego. And now – another cute Cali girl claims she was also in the room with Ashton. I smell divorce in 3…2…1…